God Knew I Would Be Too Powerful If I Had Regular Bowel Movements T Shirt
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About the Design of the “God Knew I Would Be Too Powerful If I Had Regular Bowel Movements” T-Shirt
While this shirt references God, the ultimate figure of devotion for Christians with everlasting faith, its intention isn’t to provoke or disrespect anyone’s religious beliefs. Instead, it harnesses absolute trust in the Supreme Being to playfully address another witty subject.
The phrase “God knew I would be too powerful if I had regular bowel movements” hilariously intertwines bodily functions—specifically, bowel movements—with divine intervention, creating an amusing juxtaposition. It exaggerates the significance of regular bowel movements by implying that if a person had them, they would be exceptionally powerful or influential, and that this notion seems to be affirmed by the Lord.
Through overstatement and clever wordplay, the tee delivers a whimsical scenario that tickles the funny bone. Its naughty tone transforms an ordinary bodily process into a facetious anecdote, inviting laughter and light-hearted interactions among buddies and acquaintances at informal meetings. So, don’t hesitate anymore—grab this product and be in the spotlight!
Product Detail
Brand: TheKingShirts
Fit: Unisex
Category: Funny T Shirts
About Manufacturer
1. Gildan
For Unisex, Crewneck Sweatshirt, Hooded Sweatshirt, Long Sleeve Tee, Tank Top, and Kids’ Heavy Cotton Tees products, we choose the manufacturer named “Gildan.”
Gildan is a very famous t-shirt manufacturer in the US. Their products are plain T-shirts with premium and sturdy fabric, plain and no printing images, in all sizes, and many background colors with classic styles for each type of item which are suitable for all ages and genders.
The shirt is manufactured with special thread-woven techniques, creating a product with high softness, smoothness, thickness, inelasticity, and high durability after many washes.
The cotton composition and weight of each shirt will depend on the shirt’s color and the style you choose.
2. Next Level
For Women’s Tees and Women’s Ideal Racerback Tanks, we choose Next Level as the manufacturer.
As a long-standing reputable factory established in 2003, Next Level is always committed to producing the highest quality products, from fabrics to small cutting lines; they are all environmentally friendly. The product is also durable after many washes and does not fade over time.
3. Bella Canvas
For Unisex T-Shirt, we have more options for customers is the Bella Canvas brand.
Bella+Canvas is a well-established and renowned apparel manufacturer known for producing high-quality, fashionable, and comfortable clothing. With a commitment to sustainability and innovation, Bella+Canvas has become a prominent name in the fashion industry.
Founded in 1992, Bella+Canvas focus on using premium fabrics, modern designs, and a streamlined manufacturing process has set them apart as a leading brand in the market.
Bella+Canvas places a strong emphasis on ethical and environmentally conscious practices. They prioritize responsible sourcing of materials, incorporating sustainable production methods, and minimizing their environmental impact with production standards: WATER REDUCTION, ENERGY REDUCTION, and VIRTUALLY ZERO WASTE. This dedication to sustainability has resonated with consumers who are increasingly seeking eco-friendly fashion options.
Shipping Information
- Production Time: All orders are processed within 2 - 3 business days. Processing Time: It takes 2 - 3 days to ship your order to our warehouse, put your name and address on it and ship out.
- Shipping Time: You will receive your order anywhere from 4 - 7 business days for US customers and 7-12 days for International customers (depending on the shipping method you chose) from the date that it is shipped out, not the date the order is placed.
- Shipping Rate: $5.99 for US domestic customers and $8.49 for international guests.
- Return & Exchange: A full-refund of your purchase! Absolutely risk-free, no question asked. In case of defective or damaged goods, we will send a replacement to you (No any extra fee) within 30 days since your purchase.
- Tracking Number: When available, we will send you the tracking number with the confirmation email so that you can track the package online.
- Worldwide Shipping Available: At TheKingShirts, we ship products to over 100 countries worldwide. Shipping rates and fees may vary depending on your country or region.
- If you have any questions, please email us: [email protected]