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God Knew I Would Be Too Powerful If I Had Regular Bowel Movements Shirt

God Knew I Would Be Too Powerful If I Had Regular Bowel Movements T Shirt

$17.95

Size Guide

Size Chart

SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 18 in 28 in
M 20 in 29 in
L 22 in 30 in
XL 24 in 31 in
2XL 26 in 32 in
3XL 28 in 33 in
4XL 30 in 34 in
5XL 32 in 35 in
  • 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
  • Heavyweight classic unisex tee
  • Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
  • Decoration type: Digital Print
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 46 cm 71 cm
M 51 cm 74 cm
L 56 cm 76 cm
XL 61 cm 79 cm
2XL 66 cm 81 cm
3XL 71 cm 84 cm
4XL 76 cm 86 cm
5XL 81 cm 89 cm
  • 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
  • Heavyweight classic unisex tee
  • Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
  • Decoration type: Digital Print
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 17.25 in 25.5 in
M 19.25 in 26 in
L 21.25 in 27 in
XL 23.25 in 28 in
2XL 25.25 in 28.5 in
3XL 27.25 in 29 in
  • 100% preshrunk cotton; Ash Grey 99% cotton, 1% polyester
  • Feminine 1/2 inch rib mid scoop neck; sideseamed with slightly tapered Missy fit
  • Double-needle stitching throughout; seamless rib at neck
  • Decoration Type: Digital Print
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 43.8 cm 64.8 cm
M 48.9 cm 66 cm
L 54 cm 68.6 cm
XL 59 cm 71 cm
2XL 64 cm 71.8 cm
3XL 69.2 cm 73.7 cm
  • 100% preshrunk cotton; Ash Grey 99% cotton, 1% polyester
  • Feminine 1/2 inch rib mid scoop neck; sideseamed with slightly tapered Missy fit
  • Double-needle stitching throughout; seamless rib at neck
  • Decoration Type: Digital Print
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 20 in 26 in
M 22 in 27 in
L 24 in 28 in
XL 26 in 29 in
2XL 28 in 30 in
3XL 30 in 31 in
4XL 32 in 32 in
5XL 34 in 33 in
  • 8 oz; 55% cotton/45% polyester
  • Air jet yarn for a softer feel and no pilling
  • 1x1 athletic rib cuffs and waistband with spandex; Double-needle stitching
  • Care: Machine wash cold; Tumble dry low
  • Decoration type: Digital Print
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 50.8 cm 66 cm
M 55.9 cm 74 cm
L 68.6 cm 71 cm
XL 66 cm 73.7 cm
2XL 71 cm 76 cm
3XL 76.2 cm 78.7 cm
4XL 81.3 cm 81.3 cm
5XL 86.4 cm 83.8 cm
  • 8 oz; 55% cotton/45% polyester
  • Air jet yarn for a softer feel and no pilling
  • 1x1 athletic rib cuffs and waistband with spandex; Double-needle stitching
  • Care: Machine wash cold; Tumble dry low
  • Decoration type: Digital Print
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 20 in 26 in
M 22 in 27 in
L 24 in 28 in
XL 26 in 29 in
2XL 28 in 30 in
3XL 29 in 32 in
4XL 32 in 33 in
5XL 34 in 34 in
  • 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
  • Heavyweight classic unisex tee
  • Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
  • Decoration type: Digital Print
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 50.8 cm 66 cm
M 55.9 cm 74 cm
L 68.6 cm 71 cm
XL 66 cm 73.7 cm
2XL 71 cm 76 cm
3XL 73.7 cm 81.3 cm
4XL 81.3 cm 83.8 cm
5XL 86.4 cm 86.4 cm
  • 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
  • Heavyweight classic unisex tee
  • Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
  • Decoration type: Digital Print
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 18 in 28 in
M 20 in 29 in
L 22 in 30 in
XL 24 in 31 in
2XL 26 in 32 in
3XL 28 in 33 in
4XL 30 in 34 in
5XL 32 in 35 in
  • 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
  • Heavyweight classic unisex tee
  • Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
  • Decoration type: Digital Print
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 46 cm 71 cm
M 51 cm 74 cm
L 56 cm 76 cm
XL 61 cm 79 cm
2XL 66 cm 81 cm
3XL 71 cm 84 cm
4XL 76 cm 86 cm
5XL 81 cm 89 cm
  • 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
  • Heavyweight classic unisex tee
  • Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
  • Decoration type: Digital Print
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
YXS 16 in 20.5 in
YS 17 in 22 in
YM 18 in 23.5 in
YL 19 in 25 in
YXL 20 in 26.5 in
  • 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
  • Heavyweight classic unisex tee
  • Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
  • Decoration type: Digital Print
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
YXS 40.6 cm 52 cm
YS 43.2 cm 55.9 cm
YM 45.7 cm 59.7 cm
YL 48.6 cm 63.5 cm
YXL 50.8 cm 67.3 cm
  • 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
  • Heavyweight classic unisex tee
  • Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
  • Decoration type: Digital Print
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
XS 16 in 27 in
S 18 in 28 in
M 20 in 29 in
L 22 in 30 in
XL 24 in 31 in
2XL 26 in 32 in
3XL 28 in 33 in
  • 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
  • Heavyweight classic unisex tee
  • Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
  • Decoration type: Digital Print
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
XS 40.6 cm 68.6 cm
S 45.7 cm 71 cm
M 50.8 cm 73.6 cm
L 55.9 cm 76.2 cm
XL 61 cm 78.7 cm
2XL 71 cm 83.8 cm
3XL 81.3 cm 81.3 cm
  • 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
  • Heavyweight classic unisex tee
  • Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
  • Decoration type: Digital Print
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
XS 14 in 27 in
S 15 in 27.5 in
M 16 in 28 in
L 17 in 28.5 in
XL 18 in 29 in
2XL 19 in 29.5 in
  • 4 oz, 60% combed ring-spun cotton/40% polyester jersey
  • 30 singles
  • Fabric laundered for reduced shrinkage; Runs small, we suggest ordering up
  • Decoration type: Digital Print
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
XS 35.6 cm 68.6 cm
S 38 cm 69.8 cm
M 40.6 cm 71.1 cm
L 43.2 cm 72.4 cm
XL 45.7 cm 73.7 cm
2XL 48.3 cm 74.9 cm
  • 4 oz, 60% combed ring-spun cotton/40% polyester jersey
  • 30 singles
  • Fabric laundered for reduced shrinkage; Runs small, we suggest ordering up
  • Decoration type: Digital Print
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
YS 14 in 17 in
YM 16 in 19.5 in
YL 18.75 in 23 in
YXL 20.5 in 24.5 in
  • 7.75-ounce, 50% cotton, 50% polyester
  • No drawcord on kids' hoodies
  • We suggest ordering one or two sizes up for a fuller fit; Please refer to size chart for actual garment measurements
  • Decoration type: Digital Print
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
YS 35.5 cm 43.2 cm
YM 40.6 cm 49.5 cm
YL 47.6 cm 58.4 cm
YXL 52.1 cm 62.2 cm
  • 7.75-ounce, 50% cotton, 50% polyester
  • No drawcord on kids' hoodies
  • We suggest ordering one or two sizes up for a fuller fit; Please refer to size chart for actual garment measurements
  • Decoration type: Digital Print
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About the Design of the “God Knew I Would Be Too Powerful If I Had Regular Bowel Movements” T-Shirt

While this shirt references God, the ultimate figure of devotion for Christians with everlasting faith, its intention isn’t to provoke or disrespect anyone’s religious beliefs. Instead, it harnesses absolute trust in the Supreme Being to playfully address another witty subject.

The phrase “God knew I would be too powerful if I had regular bowel movements” hilariously intertwines bodily functions—specifically, bowel movements—with divine intervention, creating an amusing juxtaposition. It exaggerates the significance of regular bowel movements by implying that if a person had them, they would be exceptionally powerful or influential, and that this notion seems to be affirmed by the Lord.

Through overstatement and clever wordplay, the tee delivers a whimsical scenario that tickles the funny bone. Its naughty tone transforms an ordinary bodily process into a facetious anecdote, inviting laughter and light-hearted interactions among buddies and acquaintances at informal meetings. So, don’t hesitate anymore—grab this product and be in the spotlight!

Product Detail

Brand: TheKingShirts

Fit: Unisex

Category: Funny T Shirts

About Manufacturer

1. Gildan

For Unisex, Crewneck Sweatshirt, Hooded Sweatshirt, Long Sleeve Tee, Tank Top, and Kids’ Heavy Cotton Tees products, we choose the manufacturer named “Gildan.” Gildan is a very famous t-shirt manufacturer in the US. Their products are plain T-shirts with premium and sturdy fabric, plain and no printing images, in all sizes, and many background colors with classic styles for each type of item which are suitable for all ages and genders. The shirt is manufactured with special thread-woven techniques, creating a product with high softness, smoothness, thickness, inelasticity, and high durability after many washes. The cotton composition and weight of each shirt will depend on the shirt’s color and the style you choose.

2. Next Level

For Women’s Tees and Women’s Ideal Racerback Tanks, we choose Next Level as the manufacturer. As a long-standing reputable factory established in 2003, Next Level is always committed to producing the highest quality products, from fabrics to small cutting lines; they are all environmentally friendly. The product is also durable after many washes and does not fade over time.

3. Bella Canvas

For Unisex T-Shirt, we have more options for customers is the Bella Canvas brand. Bella+Canvas is a well-established and renowned apparel manufacturer known for producing high-quality, fashionable, and comfortable clothing. With a commitment to sustainability and innovation, Bella+Canvas has become a prominent name in the fashion industry. Founded in 1992, Bella+Canvas focus on using premium fabrics, modern designs, and a streamlined manufacturing process has set them apart as a leading brand in the market. Bella+Canvas places a strong emphasis on ethical and environmentally conscious practices. They prioritize responsible sourcing of materials, incorporating sustainable production methods, and minimizing their environmental impact with production standards: WATER REDUCTION, ENERGY REDUCTION, and VIRTUALLY ZERO WASTE. This dedication to sustainability has resonated with consumers who are increasingly seeking eco-friendly fashion options.

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Shipping Information

  • Production Time: All orders are processed within 2 - 3 business days. Processing Time: It takes 2 - 3 days to ship your order to our warehouse, put your name and address on it and ship out.
  • Shipping Time:  You will receive your order anywhere from 4 - 7 business days for US customers and 7-12 days for International customers (depending on the shipping method you chose) from the date that it is shipped out, not the date the order is placed.
  • Shipping Rate: $5.99 for US domestic customers and $8.49 for international guests.
  • Return & Exchange: A full-refund of your purchase! Absolutely risk-free, no question asked. In case of defective or damaged goods, we will send a replacement to you (No any extra fee) within 30 days since your purchase.
  • Tracking Number: When available, we will send you the tracking number with the confirmation email so that you can track the package online.
  • Worldwide Shipping Available: At TheKingShirts, we ship products to over 100 countries worldwide. Shipping rates and fees may vary depending on your country or region.
  • If you have any questions, please email us: [email protected]

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